What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:30

A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.